I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

It’s that time again.  Time for some virtual detox!  Thanks to Gigi from Kludgy Mom.

*I saw your number on the caller ID the other day.  TWO DAYS after her birthday.  I begged the husband to call you back for an hour.  He didn’t.  She wasn’t here anyway.

*Hey old PVA man, did you have to come take photos of the house when the yard looks like it hasn’t been mowed in 2 weeks?  It looks that way because it actually hasn’t been mowed in 2 weeks, but that’s beside the point.  You haven’t photographed the house in 6 years anyway.

*To acquaintances, you’ve proved that to be a farce.  Honestly, I thank you.

*To the patience that I do not have….

*To the humidity that will not go away!

*To the Summer that didn’t last long enough…

FLIP OFF!
And enjoy your weekend!

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Comments on: "Friday Flip Offs – July 30th Edition" (1)

  1. I want summer to end but I also don’t want it to end. I’m so confused.

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