I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

More Random Thoughts

See #1-10 here.
See #11-20 here.
See #21-30 here.

31.I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

32. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

33. I would like to officially coin the phrase ‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: “Dave caught the swine flu last night.”

34. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

35. Bad decisions make good stories.

36. Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!

37. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

38. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

39. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….

40. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

To be continued…
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Comments on: "More Random Thoughts" (1)

  1. 31. Noooooo!!!!
    32. Underwear doesn’t get dirty unless you wear them.
    33. Hahahahahahaha!!!
    34. Me either.
    35. I should have lots of good stories!
    36. The way I feel in a yarn or fabric store.
    37. Truer and truer every year.
    38. Now the theme song from Carmen SanDiego is stuck in my head.
    39. Me too! What is wrong with us?
    40. Mine often comes shortly after arrival.

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