I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

Thought for the Day


OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can’t buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled fillet of camel ass!!

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  1. YES! YES! YES! That's what I'm talkin' about! Screw these messed up bastards!P.S.> If we could just figure out a way to run our cars off of tobacco products and thistles, Kentucky would be the richest state in this nation!

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